Sunday, October 19, 2014

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

teenkouhi:

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

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teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

teenkouhi:

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

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Saturday, October 18, 2014

glauxpoetica:

thelastdoctorpony:

bryantbushido:

Yep.

This show got really deep fast.

this is like marxist theory of labor jesus CHRIST

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kellinova:

divinedorothy:

b4 hur n makup

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AFTA HURR N MKUP

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Holy crap that hair is magical

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jjsinterlude:

2damnfeisty:

amazelife:

^^^

Reason why I no longer eat there.

At first I was thinking “but McDonald’s burger didn’t go bad”, but then my slow ass got the point.

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dopernose:

This cat owns slaves 

dopernose:

This cat owns slaves 

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